Thursday, August 29, 2013

Friday, August 23, 2013

Where pizza comes from ...

Brock: Pizza is "dairy."
Me: Yes. Well, the cheese is.
Brock: Is pepperoni dairy?
Me: No. It also comes from animals, though.
Brock: Do animals poop?
Me: Yes. They eat and poop.
Brock, after a long pause, eyeing his pizza: So ... they poop out pizza?

You are dispensible

Brock: "I want a new family."

Us: "Wha??"

Brock: "I want a new family, when I've used you up."

The most obvious reason

Brock: "Mom, that big girl wouldn't play with me!"
Me: "I'm sorry. Well, sometimes big kids don't feel like playing with little kids."
Brock: "Or, maybe she's deaf."

Monday, August 5, 2013

I guess they are always obsessed with their "parts"

"My penis wants to go in the hot tub now. Don't worry little guy. We're going now. It's hot in there, little guy, so stay in there (underwear)."